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SuburbanBandit

Lil' Scrappy.
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  • June 8
  • United States
  • Deviant for 17 years
  • She / Her
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My Bio
I haven't really gotten the hang of being human yet.

Current Residence: A jungle of burn-outs and pretension.

Favourite Movies
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Pulp Fiction, Ghost World
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Crust punk, psychedelic crap, OG gangster rap, TV themes.
Favourite Writers
Vonnegut, Clowes, Ives
Favourite Games
Ship's mast, Would You Rather?
Tools of the Trade
Crack rocks the size of figs.
Other Interests
Obliterating the boundaries of human thought and feeling, anarchist theory, stars, dirt
I like it when my parents go out of town because I have a reason to not let anyone over and I can take showers at two in the morning and bake cupcakes at a similarly ungodly hour of the morning, hang out in various stages of undress, make whatever I want for dinner, play "the floor is lava" through the entire apartment all day and other ridiculous shit. Maybe I'm antisocial or otherwise insane, but, I'd rather do this than host a party by far.
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I always manage to do this, somehow. Like clockwork at certain intervals I start frantically crawling away. Much to the dismay of myself and others. I started a series of drawings called "I wish I was an Artist, Among Other Things" the other night. They are sloppy, immature ballpoint pen scribbles that have some of my deeper secrets, and some less-deep ones written on them. I will probably never, ever show them to anyone. I punched myself in the face in my sleep last night. Probably with good reason.
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If I was a scientist, I would invent a rolling paper that played music as they burned. They would come in such popular flavours as "classic rock", "psy-trance", "Animal Collective", and "Cheech and Chong". If I could find a cheap way of doing this, I believe it would go over pretty well, until someone inevitably would smoke a rousing session of Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit" in some public bushes and get noticed by a randomly patrolling police officer. Probably via bike. I think about really stupid things when I'm sick. PS: You know that when I start printing shirts you wanna buy some.
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Thank u 4 the fav!!!

^_^
haha i thought that picture of you was awesome.
& your right it does almost make a heart which wasn't intended.
i'm doing all right and i will give you a call sometime soon. i've just been so busy.
PS: Yesterday I drew the first picture of a person that actually looked like a person I've done in my life today!
Yesterday, not today. I am retarded.
Yeah. I've been busy trying to find a second job and become a total recluse.